A really ugly guy just offered to give me head
I’m in the strip club with the homies Nathaniel and some other guy
So I started smoking e cigs again
Breast are interesting
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
"Everything about me is the same. Same skin, same heart, same human. It’s not a transition. It’s a Movement"
Omg remember when that last pic came out and everyone was like “oh no Miley’s naked…Billy ray Cyrus should be ashamed.” And now its a couple years later and she’s popping in on a wrecking ball. God bless Miley Cyrus.